i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
I swear she didn't look like that last week.
I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
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