I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
I'm pregaming before our pregaming dinner...with peanut butter and beer. I think I need to re-evaluate my budget...
Just the budget?
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
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