I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
Got drunkdialed by my estranged mom while wallowing in pinkeye drinking 100 proof eating ramen alone. Year summed up perfectly.
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
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