I saw two morbidly obese women get winded after fighting over the last motorized wheelchair at Walmart
These are the moments in life you observe a force greater than us at work
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
Apple should advertise that their phones are puke-proof. They would appeal to a whole new audience.
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
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