I only kidnapped one of them. chill
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
so she called me drunk and made me stay on the phone with her while she puked.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
Apparently I drunkenly told him I was going to ride him to the rodeo and break him like a bronco, then I stole his nachos and beer. Adulting is hard!!!
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