dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
mike is out of commission and cannot make breakfast. he's sitting with two frozen waffles on his face & smiling like an idiot.
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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