It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
Well... first you killed the girls goldfish, then you shoved her face in your armpit, made her cry, got kicked out, ate your cigarettes, and passed out in her driveway. Pretty successful night if you ask me
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
You need to be on (or possibly create) the international emoji committee to address all of these glaring oversights
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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