ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
He somehow managed to accomplish karate kicking a door down, cockblocking my friend in the room, and writing "tits" all over the house with a blue sharpie.
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
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