Flowers- 20. Dinner-50. Drinks- 25. Hotel- 150. The look on his face when I tell him I'm on my period? Priceless.
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
I just got this text "hi this is Julie, I met you last night in the bathroom. You asked me to text you and remind you that you ate an entire lime, because you figured your sober self in the morning would be confused."
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
I ate all your munchie Mac and Cheese cause you left me on the lawn. If you don't want it to happen gain, drag my drunk ass inside next time
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
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