sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
Randomize
