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Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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