I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.
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