Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
Thanks for the drunken voicemail of bird calls. Love and miss you, too.
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
I most definitely just found a video on my phone that I accidentally took... You can't see anything and all you can hear is me talking about how good your water was... And then I fed it to you... And used the word "eloquent" to describe it.
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
His wife isn’t coming to the wedding! I’ve got 48 hours to home wreck him. Gotta go, I have to shave my vajayjay and buy some really slutty underwear. Love you!
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