I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
I was so drunk that I passed out before I could do or say anything I'd regret. My low alcohol tolerance is like a guardian angel.
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
He has the fingertips of a God
Randomize
