when i got to my bed there was a handwritten note that said "wash the sheets." sleeping on the couch.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
That moment half way through a run when you realize you have to take a giant shit. I was racing against my bowels that last mile. Now my sweat is suctioning my ass to this toilet seat. Enjoy that NSA.
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
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