Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
the toilet has never flushed louder then when you sneak home drunk and try to avoid your parents hearing you puke.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
... I threw up in the shower this morning
You were "I'm not drunk" drunk.
I was feeling sad so bedroom vodka seemed like the best solution at the time.
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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