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(719): View more from Colorado

physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.

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(502): View more from Kentucky

people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.

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(609): View more from New Jersey

you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face

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(780): View more from Alberta, CA

let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING

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(415): View more from California

my favorite homeless guy just told me I drive like Batman, achievement unlocked

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(479): View more from Arkansas

Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.

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(204): View more from Manitoba

Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.

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(773): View more from Illinois

we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.

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(207): View more from Maine

I think he's only dating me for my ass...

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