Ugh now I'll have to carry around an overnight bag to all the bars I visit tonight. but hey! maybe I'll meet a dude! And need it!
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
It was awkward being the only one at the wedding who knows that the bride and groom met when she gave him a lap dance at a strip club
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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