Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
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