Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
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