I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
I'm in a dress, surrounded by Republicans, and the bartender just told me he's "out of Jack Daniels" in a very accusatory tone. Shit, is it only 8 PM?
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
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