Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
I told some guy on tinder, that apparently has a prosthetic leg, that I think we started off on the wrong foot. I hate myself...
When's the best time to point out that all of my orgasms this year have been self-administered? Valentine's day?
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
I expected my Sunday morning walk of shame dressed as a sexy Dorothy would get some scorn, but nobody seems to even care
That’s because it’s 2020. The slutty costume walk of shame is a refreshing reminder of a time when wearing masks and catching communicable diseases was a right of passage, not everyday for the foreseeable future.
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