That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
You stopped loving me for a minute.
You sent me "Is nap," I don't think that really counts as a conversation starter.
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
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