everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
If there is ever a next time, care about me enough to lube it up no matter what my drunk ass says
the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
Just realized my relationship wasn't even Facebook official and I'd already cheated on him. 'Shitty girlfriend' is an understatement.
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
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