You smell like a Billy Joel song
woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
I woke up to a shattered My Little Pony garbage pail, a black eye I don't know how I got and no one will look me in the face. Fuck tequila.
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
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