What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
I'm hoarding IKEA meatballs in my purse
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
I have 2 bottles of wine, a sharpie, and a panda mask and don't have to wake up early. Can u do the math on this?
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