why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
How is it possible that I'm still a virgin and you've managed to have sex in a cheetah print onesie TWICE
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
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