you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
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