We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
I'm going to start giving girls scratch off lottery tickets when they leave my place in the am. That way they have a chance of not regretting the night before
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
Success! We fucked roommates!
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
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