i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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