On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
Apparently, I woke up in the middle of the night, got up out of bed, dropped trou in the corner, squatted, and pissed on the carpet. When Eric heard, he thought it was the dog and started yelling, and I responded by saying "No no, its okay. It's me."
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
There are so many birds around me. And squirrels. I feel like that chick from Enchanted...but like if she had a dick and made poor life decisions.
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
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