New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
She said she'd heard about my nickname in high school. Apparently sledgehammer isn't as popular as you'd believe...
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
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