Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
Mom, I'm really sorry you saw my naked ex-boyfriend in the living room this morning. I can explain....but I'd rather just stick with this apology and be done with it
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
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