I'll bet she douches with gravy.
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
You stood outside his house all night throwing your sister's leftover Easter eggs and singing 'now you're just somebody that I used to blow'
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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