Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
T-minus about 54 seconds until I am too high to speak English.
I'm jealous
My throat feels like a candle.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
Definitely a Xanax and Jell-O shots kinda day...except my Jell-O shots are really just a big bowl of a Jell-O shot that I use a spoon to eat.
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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