Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
he obviously didn't care that i was sleeping and dreaming about ellen degeneres knitting me a christmas sweater.
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
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