Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
I'm just saying, I walked in on you blowing a burrito. I now understand how obsessed you are with Taco Bell. And how long it's been since you've got some.
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
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