just survived the first fart of the relationship.
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
That explains waking up with one hand in the toilet and the other in the trash can
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
Hey guess what I got for Valentine's day? Debt and blue balls.
you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
I couldn't really understand you because you were really quiet and I said "I don't know what you're saying, it's kind of a big mumble" and you said "that sums up my life"
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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