i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
Now that I'm the boss, there's nobody to yell at me for smelling like a bar in the morning.
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
We had to push you home in an abandoned shopping trolley. You thought you were in a pirate boat and kept yelling "AVAST, ME HEARTIES".
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
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