no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
We jumped on a random trolley because total strangers offered us free vodka. We're not even on the route map as far as I can tell. I see now how those people died in "Hostel"... we deserve whatever happens to us tonight.
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
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