I just woke up surrounded in unopened snacks
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
He drew a bath for me. It was only cute until he started throwing in celery and calling me soup.
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
I said "one day" and that day is not today
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
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