oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
Apperanlty I was screaming "It's hard to swim with a broken ankle sir" and then tackled the lifeguard. The joys of blackouts
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
decision: in honor of being in new orleans this weekend all my drunk texts will be en francais
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
We need to stop calling him that. I definitely said “Fuck me harder Swizzle Dick“ while we were doing it and it got weird
He should appreciate that I recommend that corkscrew cock of his! I’m getting him laid
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