I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
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you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
Why did I wake up to grapes taped my ears ?
Sorry dude, we didn't want you to hear us. Seemed like a good idea at the time.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
Why are your pants in the freezer?
Dude, I danced with Abe Lincoln! How could last night have been any better???
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
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