my vagina has a 5:00 shadow
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
six ambien and a bong later...he was calling me blueberry princess who need rescuing from the evil oven, and he was sir Eatsalot.
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
I just flicked a lizard out of the window with a bud light in one hand and spatula inthe other...dont tell me you dont miss the south
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
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