He asked to "fluff my boner.."
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
sorry didn’t mean to call you, i was just trying to put the t-rex emoji beside your name
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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