The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
Let's just have a brief moment of silence for my dignity before we start tonight
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
I just named my vagina "The Boneyard"
More like "Chia Pet"
You should be grateful to be my roommate. My booty calls always drive you places in the morning.
You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
Randomize
