I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
idk how I feel so profoundly understood by someone whose latest tweet is "labia majora's mask." but I do.
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
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