Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
My landlord doesn't knock anymore when he shows the apt... So i just had sex in front of a family.
didn't stop?
naw, they were rude, not me.
We left around 4 AM after the stripper showed no mercy and dropped into a split on Matt's nose. Massive nosebleed.
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
Oh good, bag of butt plugs is in my predictive text now
Typing the whole thing out was getting to be such a chore
DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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