Your vagina is a self cleaning oven.
Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.
My Blind Date Arrived. She looks like something I'd draw with my left hand.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
Just used the leftover candycorn for candycorn vodka. Our house is trying to continue the Halloween spirit for as long as possible.
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
But if you do poop yourself let me know. I want that as a tagline. "So funny she'll make you shit yourself."
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
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