she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
It's like God knew that was my ex's best friend and punished me. I've never vomited that much in my life.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
Part of me was thinking I should go old school and get a chasity belt before the semester starts. Really lock that shit down. But then I thought, fuck that. I'm going to hit that campus like an f5 whorenado
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
When she said "Tighten your safety belt and hold on!", that should have been a clear sign to me that one should never go off-roading in a rental car. On the bright side, they were able to tow her car out the next morning.
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
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