Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
just woke up under a car ? That's odd
Holy fucking shit
WAIT BUT IM WEARING A BACKPACK THAT MAGICALLY HAS 30 BEERS IN IT
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
do you think the dildo I'm bringing through airport security is considered a weapon?
Hey man, when I left for work she was laying on the couch naked cuddling your keurig, can you clean that mess up?
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
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