i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
There is a strange man mowing my lawn. Best day ever.
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
Driving home this morning in my minion costume makes me rethink the 0 tint on my windows.
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
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