I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
Dan is more possessive of me than a Michael Jackson is of McCully Caulkin
was*
True, R.I.P.
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
You're the only person I know who could blow literal chunks, laugh about it, then proceed to shotgun another beer. Love you champ.
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
yeah i wanted to show him what i was missing, so i decided to send him a seductive picture, like the ones where the girls are eating strawberries and whipped cream. well i didn't have those, so i sent him a picture of myself naked eating a bagel
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